shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
*reads first book in series* wow I can’t put this book down it is perfectly written and fantastic
*reads second book in series* everything I wanted to happen in the first book is happening now cue plot twist
*reads final book* what the actual fuck
the hunger games series
The Divergent series
So there’s only one channel in this motel,
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.
**How I greet all my friend’s dumb boyfriends**
she literally just said “i dont like you” to chris pine
So my mom kept yelling at me to put my socks away.
frick you mom
She got home and said she “would not be sorry if a sock ended up somewhere a sock wasn’t intended to go”. Followed by laughter and all the socks disappearing.